(A man gave me advice about blogging. He said, first, that people reading your blog don’t actually want to read, so you should avoid using words, and include pictures whenever possible. Second, people reading your blog don’t actually want to read about you, they don’t care about you. Or they do, but they care about themselves too, and probably more, and on that note, people only really want to read a blog if it can give them something, and since the Internet is intangible, it has to be an intangible thing they get, like entertainment, but entertainment is subjective and fleeting and its fleetingness reminds us of the fleeting nature of our own existenceseses, so instead of entertainment, it’s best to give knowledge in a blog: practical, useful, lasting knowledge you can use in your real life. So, with that in mind.)
HOW TO WEEKEND: AN ILLUSTRATED GUIDE
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1. Fuck work.
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3. Breathe.
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9. Shake it.
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11. Prioritize.
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8. Hobby.
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17. Cake.
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5. Knee Operation.
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4. TOO MUCH LIGHT MAKES THE BABY GO BLIND
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42. Jazz.
