Bureau of Earthly Delights: The Neo-Futurist Boutique
Sorry, holiday gift-givers! Orders placed after 12/17/10 will take 2-3 weeks to process. Our elves have been working as hard as they can, but they need a break.
The Neo-Punch Card
Between Too Much Light Makes the Baby Go Blind, and our Prime-Time
Season of four original theatrical events, the Neo-Futurists present
over 250 performances per year. Now, experience more for less. (More
shows, less money, that is). Treat yourself, or a friend, to the
Neo-Futurist experience with a Punch Card. Use your card to see
different shows, or bring friends to one performance, or any
combination you want. Also makes a kick-ass gift.
The Neo-Punch Card is available in two amounts -- choose the amount
that's right for you! $30 Good for THREE Admissions or $50 Good for
FIVE Admissions!
Send me a $30 Punch Card good for ANY three Neo-Futurist shows.
Neo-Futurist T-Shirt
Please provide two colors in 'notes' field on PayPal (ie. White, Black, Blue, Red, Grey, Pink, Green, Beige).
$12 each
Neo-Futurist Buttons, & Stickers
Buttons are $2 each
$1 will get you 5 Stickers
Neo-Solo: 131 Neo-Futurist Solo Plays
Neo-Solo is $14 per book
TMLMTBGB CD
Original recordings of some of our best plays with live recorded intro and outro and even a live pizza break.
Please note:
If we're out of stock or if we don't have your size, we'll contact you right away and can work out an exchange or refund.
If you're ordering a t-shirt, please include your color preference in the "comments" section of your paypal transaction, and we'll do our best!
If you're ordering from another country, please contact us directly to determine appropriate shipping costs.
If you must order by mail, please send your request with your check or money order (do not send cash!) to:
The Neo-Futurists 5153 N. Ashland, Chicago, IL 60640-2831 Attn: Bureau of Earthly Delights
Don't forget your name, address (including your ZIP CODE!!) and your phone number and/or e-mail address, just in case.
Please remember to include postage and handling: $4.50 for the first book, CD or t-shirt, plus $0.50 for each additional item. $1.00 for stickers and buttons only.
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