The Miss Neo Pageant: Meet Miss Indiana

Name: Molly Plunk

Hometown: Mansfield, Illinois

Age: 28

Education: B.A. from Columbia College

Platform Issue: Environmental Protection; Human Rights

Talent: Tightwire Walking

Career Ambition: To join the circus

Local Competition Sponsor: Art + Science Salon Lincoln Park

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The Miss Neo Pageant Personal Interview

Q: How do you measure success?

Did I get on TV for it? How much money did I make? Do strangers talk to me about it?

Q: When is the last time you failed? How did you handle it?

I didn’t brush my cat for over a month and yesterday she puked twice due to complications arising from a hairball. I sent my roommate a sad face emoticon and vowed to be a better cat mom. I brushed her last night.

Q: What do you see when you look in the mirror?

When I look in the mirror I see a bright shining star…unless I have zits. Then I just see zits.

Q: How are you different from the other contestants?

I am taller than them.

Q: Why do you want to win this pageant?

I want to win this pageant so I can brag to my friends about it.

Tickets for The Miss Neo Pageant are available online. Come watch Miss Indiana get dirt in her skirt this summer.

 

3 thoughts on “The Miss Neo Pageant: Meet Miss Indiana

  1. ASHLEY says:

    GO MOLLY!

  2. or a one sentence question such as “my cat is limping” or ” cat making strange noise”.

  3. Ronald Anderson says:

    Yes, I could watch a couple of those online the next day, but I like the ambience of staying up way past my bedtime to catch a show.

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