Lily Mooney

Ensemble 2012 – present


Rather than list accomplishments or influences, Lily just wants to share with you this smattering of things that flashed through her panicked mind when she was asked to write a biography for herself.

In approximately 26 years of doing things, Lily has, in no particular order:

-been in three car accidents
-watched It’s a Wonderful Life at least 25 times
-traveled to China, India, France, Scotland, and Ft. Lauderdale, Florida
-been propositioned by a stranger in an alley in San Francisco
-written at least three (possibly five) book reports on Harriet Tubman
-shit herself in the middle of a crowded street on a hot summer day
-climbed 1 and 3/4 mountains
-performed improv comedy in a high school, a park, an attic, two basements, a barn, several theaters and one mildly creepy bar
-seen three chiropractors in two months
-been paid to wear a safari hat and pretend to be an explorer
-touched a giraffe
-owned 1 dog, 3 cats, 2 hamsters and a disputed number of unremarkable goldfish
-felt chest-explodingly grateful for the support of her friends and family, as well as ecstatic to write and perform as an ensemble member of the Neo-Futurists, and
-studied Latin.

Stuff by Lily

A Real Thing That Happened And The Speech I Wish I'd Had Prepared When It Did (Starring Ryan Walters As The Neighbor)

Eet eez sheet.


Wear My Sweatpants!


Deep Eye Contact Booth: A Self-Aware Rip-Off of Marina Abramovic's "The Artist Is Present," Acknowledging Both My Considerably More Limited Resources and the Constraint of Our Quickly Vanishing Time Together While Paying Tribute to Marina and Our Aching Collective Need for Unmediated Intimacy

Notes for Body Play #1

Sometime soon, without warning, you'll have to make your own meaning.

The Metal Detector

multiple choice