60 Songs in 60 Minutes
September 30, 2020
Created by Neo-Futurist Ensemble Member Nick Hart
60 Songs in 60 Minutes
is a small ensemble of musicians and artists creating a collage of sound, noise, and music, using anything they can find to write, record, and digitally release an album of 60 original songs in 60 minutes, crafted over the course of 30 days. A brand new album created every month to Patreon Subscribers of the Neo-Futurists.
// Caught on Tape! The (Other?) Library of CONgress Audio Archive They Don’t Want You To Hear! (#00XXX0007 will eat your socks off!!) // available nov 6
This vast collection of mind-shattering sounds of so-called “pseudo” recordings that the FBI has had hidden away for decades, will open your third eye and separate you from the rest of the sheeple on this flat earth. Mermaids are real. Think for yourself question authority[REDACTED] observed on November [REDACTED] 20[RECACTED] a “large lizard-like [REDACTED]” that ate [REDACTED} off.” Don’t hesitate, don’t look back. The TRUTH is out there! Carefully recovered by a group of expert ethnomusicologists, these never-before-released recordings break this case WIDE open. Bat Boy is a fictional creature who made numerous appearances in the American supermarket tabloid Weekly World News. The Weekly World News published patently fabricated stories that were purported to be factual. Within the pages of the paper, Bat Boy is described as a creature who is ‘half human and half bat’. This album is a collection of field recordings, found audio, and musical extrapolations investigating the unknown, the hidden, and most of all, the FORGOTTEN creatures *like bat boy* who haunt the night……….and your DREAMS.
Caught on Tape! The (Other?) Library of CONgress Audio Archive They Don’t Want You To Hear! (#00XXX0007 will eat your socks off!!) is the cassette your great aunt Linda stashed away in the attic after her and her friends bought that ouija board and started playing it in the butterfly garden. LINDA WHAT THE FUCK.Caught on Tape! The (Other?) Library of CONgress Audio Archive They Don’t Want You To Hear! (#00XXX0007 will eat your socks off!!) is FULL of anecdotes from demons.Caught on Tape! The (Other?) Library of CONgress Audio Archive They Don’t Want You To Hear! (#00XXX0007 will eat your socks off!!) GET INTO IT.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_cryptids What’s that sound? It’s definitely not a house cat. Our platform: if you can imagine it, it’s real (and it makes a sound). Protect yourself and your loved ones by learning to identify these fantastic creatures by ear. Detractors will say that we’re conspiracy theorists but these recordings are REAL. The U.S. Government has been keeping IMPORTANT information from you for DECADES. This archive of animal sounds whose existence is “unsubstantiated” It is curious to note that what the world hasn’t seen yet is to be uncovered by the eyes of the truth seers who want them. What a people consider “normal” or “usual” is often overlooked; the trees have branches and those branches contain many twigs and leaves unbeknownst to the nude eye. “Hm? That sound over there? Don’t look over your shoulder, it’s nothing, son.” Mothers can be so deceiving but what they don’t realize is that your ears have been sharp since birth, hungry for the cries of the unknown. Well, truth is stranger than friction I guess but you’ll have to take your own word for it, no? Get a glimpse into what lies beyond the vista, shrouded in il mistero. Oh, and another thing? Don’t blink too much. 😉
“an animal whose existence is unsubstantiated” “terrifying paranormal encounters that have shaken them to their core” Winged Freak Terrorizes
// Breadtasia // released oct 2
Breadtasia, is an explosive, epic hour-long album of 60 songs in 60 minutes produced by The Neo-Futurists, all made for the ears of bread. One of the most flour-forward, gluten-positive releases in recent human history, Breadtasia serves its listener loaf after loaf of freshly baked soundscapes. Running the germinated gamut from airy, to moldy, to soft, to roof-of-mouth-cuttingly sharp, this unique record is loaded with dynamics of fragrance and texture. A delicious listen from heel to butt. Kick back as we make your spirits rise with our warmth.