The doomsday clock ticks 89 seconds to midnight and the world seems to already be ending each day. Some stockpile beans, some stockpile guns, and some bury themselves underground to wait for it to all blow over. Meanwhile, Abby Paj avoids the doctor, stays in bed, and writes “make a go-bag” on every to-do list for a year and a half. Join Abby as they dive into apocalypses, preparation, depression, and maybe doing a bunch of push-ups with a backpack on. Watch as they try to stay alive in any – no, every way possible.

 

September 11 – October 4, 2025 

 

Written & Performed by Abby Pajakowski
Directed by Sammy Zeisel

 

THE TEAM

Creator & Performer – Abby Pajakowski
Director – Sammy Zeisel
Associate Director – Octavio Montes de Oca
Stage Manager – Jayce Lewis
Assistant Stage Manager – Sofi Olona
Lighting & Sound Designers – Spencer Meeks & Ryn Hardiman
Props & Costume Designer – Caitlin McCarthy
Producer – Will Sonheim
Poster Photography – Nick DiMaso