April 20

Grab your favorite lighter, charge your trustiest blinker, and bring your trip journal; fellow stoney baloneys, IT’S TIME 🍃🥳🎉. Join us for 30 of our most toasted, zooted, blitzed, dazed, fried, dank plays in 60 baked minutes. Pre-show activities include video games, crafts, and a raffle co-sponsored by Dispensary 33! 😱 Post-show activities include a cereal bar with non-dairy milks! 🥹  Donations from the show will be made to Uptown People’s Law Center. All plays are written and performed by The Neo-Futurist Ensemble.


Get your tickets for this performance on Saturday, April 20th at 3:20pm at The Neo-Futurarium (5153 N. Ashland – intersection of Foster & Ashland). Tickets are priced at $24.20. Walk-up tickets can be purchased with cash or card.


Masks: are required for all guests pre-show and throughout the duration of the performance. Post-show activities will be mask-optional.

Contact us at admin@neofuturists.org if you have questions.


THE INFINITE WRENCH GETS BLUNT: 30 DANK PLAYS IN 60 BAKED MINUTES is recommended for audience members 18 and older.


Please also note that there is absolutely NO LATE SEATING for any of our performances and we are unable to offer exchanges or refunds on tickets purchased in advance.