Bilal Dardai

Active Ensemble 2004-2016, Booking Coordinator 2009-2012, Artistic Director 2012-2015

Bilal Dardai is the name of the artist for which this paragraph has been written. The paragraph is designed to give you additional information about the artist, Bilal Dardai, that you might otherwise have to learn from conversation or other sources. In theory, the paragraph offers you an easy means to learn more information about the aforementioned artist, Bilal Dardai, which is why you have been reading this paragraph.

Until you realize, of course, that the paragraph told you next to nothing about Bilal Dardai, save that the paragraph was meant to be about Bilal Dardai, the artist for whom the paragraph had been written. So you continue reading the following paragraph in the hopes that this paragraph will present to you the information you were unable to find in the first paragraph.

But then the second paragraph ended as well with no more information about Bilal Dardai than had been found in the first paragraph. And ultimately, the frustration of having read two-plus paragraphs that did not give you the information you wished made you decide that you didn’t want to learn anything about this artist, Bilal Dardai, for whom no information was readily available despite there being a set of paragraphs designed to give you information about Bilal Dardai.

And the fourth paragraph was going to tell you everything, but once it realized you were gone it decided there was no point to it.