The Miss Neo Pageant: Meet Miss Unbridled Rage
Name: Jessica Anne
Education: I got a BA in English, and currently I’m working on an MFA in creative writing.
Platform Issue: Empowering victims of sexual abuse to speak publicly, creatively, and often. How can we take the taboo out of “another rape monologue?”
Career Ambition: Armed with an MFA and the book I haven’t started yet, I’d like to teach at the college level.
Local Competition Sponsor: T Salon & Gallery
The Miss Neo Pageant Personal Interview
Q: How do you measure success?
With my dress size. I’m a 4.
Q: When is the last time you failed? How did you handle it?
Yesterday I ate a chocolate chip cookie at work. But, balanced it out with a glass of water and some ex-lax.
Q: What do you see when you look in the mirror?
Q: How are you different from the other contestants?
I have the most body fat.
Q: Why do you want to win this pageant?
Who said I wanted to win? I’m just hoping to make it out alive.